Me: let's get drunk.
My roommate: its Tuesday
Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.
collided-fame asked: Why did the chicken cross the road?
charliesanals: why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
When adults complains about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up… who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…