May 2013
3 posts
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February 2013
2 posts
December 2012
7 posts
Me: let's get drunk.
My roommate: its Tuesday
Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.
November 2012
30 posts
collided-fame asked: Why did the chicken cross the road?
charliesanals:
why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
frostyclyde:
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
October 2012
251 posts
When adults complains about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…